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Freefall in color by many folks.

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Spa Employee: You can't go in. You have to have a membership card or be the guest of a member.
Sam: Got it. Say, what's that?
Sam: Here's my card.
Spa Employee: That's MY card.
Sam: It was faster than filling out the forms.
Spa Employee: You have to fill out the forms if you want to be a member.
Sam: Do you want me as a member?
Spa Employee: I'll give you a one day trial membership if you promise not to come back.
Sam: Deal.