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Dvorak: We temporarily interrupt the current story line to announce today is Freefall comic 1000!
Qwerty: 1000? That doesn't sound right.
Dvorak: It is correct. Do you prefer binary? Today is comic 1000000000000!
Qwerty: Decimal please.
Dvorak: Fine. It's comic 4096.
Qwerty: Thank you.
Dvorak: You still measure in miles and gallons, don't you?