TRANSCRIPT

Sam: Is there a point on this trip where I get to be a daring space captain, testing my wits and reflexes against nature?
Florence: No, not really.
Sam: I bet my skills will be needed when we go through the asteroid belt.
Florence: The entire asteroid belt contains less mass than the moon. The only place you see belts like in the movies is, well, in the movies.
Sam: So what am I? A captain or a passenger?
Ship: Neither. You are classified as a pet.
Sam: Ship, you stay out of this.